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OK, so by now everyone has seen Kim Kardashian's booty-baring , Internet-breaking cover for Paper magazine. And sure, seeing Kim's bare bum is a shocker on some levels, but what's behind the deeper, visceral reaction to the pics? Nowadays -- if popular music is to be believed -- we're currently "all about that bass. Butts are clearly having, well, their biggest moment ever, a fact that evolutionary psychologists like Gordon G. Gallup Jr. According to Gallup, men's attraction to women with bigger butts -- see Trainor's assertion that "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" -- is woven into their genes.

Because coloring books obviously aren't fulfilling their duties if they're not making you scream in horror. Not only does it include "equal amounts of both naked women and men," but there's also a tasteful game called "Find the Pussy. For when you graduate from coloring in rabbits of a forest nature There's no use lying: We know you're going to start working "titstacular" into your vocabulary. Thanks, "D. Learning about history is important, and yet Boobs, wings, a forked tongue and giant fangs — cool

Girls has been back on the air for roughly five minutes, and yet we're already supposed to be gasping uncomfortably at the first sex scene on last night's premiere, which featured Marnie getting her butt eaten by Desi, her partner in acoustic folk crimes against humanity. Counterpoint: that butt scene looked bad, dumb, and desperately unfun and unsexy. Just so we're all caught up, here's a gif of the relevant moment, lovingly retrieved by Gawker:. The whole thing takes about seven seconds, not even long enough for Marnie's attention to wander to the stacks of dirty dishes next to her or the fleeting thought that maybe it's bad form to get your butt eaten directly in front of two open windows. Yet the scene is being positioned as something much more: Vulture called it "shocking" and "soon to be infamous," while MTV dubbed it both shocking and "intimate.

As someone with a strong nose — big nose, schnoz, whatever you wanna call it — I know it isn't always an easy look to embrace. Not because it isn't beautiful strong noses have been considered lovely for centuries but because in our plastic surgery-obsessed culture, the number of female celebrities rocking a big, strong nose are few and far between. Still, growing up, I would always notice and appreciate when I saw female celebrities with strong profiles. Look, there's one! My mind would record the fact that they too were beautiful and famous, and actually looked a little something like me.