Women with huge natural breasts

If you always thought there were only two kinds of boobs—big or small—your mind is about to be blown. According to bra company ThirdLove, women have one of seven different sets of boobs. Asymmetric: One breast is larger than the other; ranges from minor barely noticeable to more pronounced as pictured. Look best in: Bras with removable pads, so you can wear a pad or two on the smaller side to even out your look. Bell Shape: Generally heavier breasts ; narrower at the top, then drastically fuller toward the bottom.

Sometimes, when I'm in the locker room at my local gym, I can't help but notice things. I try and either keep my eyes to the floor when passing a fellow nude female or make a scant amount of eye contact and half-smile, but often I can't help but see the shape of their body. Their so, so real body, with the 'imperfections' and soft belly. This is us! This is what we really look like. But of course I don't, because that'd be weird.

It may sound like a headline from The Onion, but actual British researchers have pinpointed the ideal breast shape, according to a study published in the very real journal Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery. It may sound like a headline from The Onion , but actual British researchers have pinpointed the ideal breast shape , according to a study published in the very real journal Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery. In this rather unusual bit of science, the British doctors surveyed 1, people men, women, and plastic surgeons , asking them to look at photos of different breasts and pick the proportions they liked best. Turns out, this is a "natural" shape—similar to the Venus de Milo —and nothing like the orb-like, fake boobs of yore.

After working for hours I've created two different charts. One based on everyday household objects and the other on everyday household celebrities. Why did I do this?